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I’ll spare you my excuses as to why I even stopped at Burger King, but I picked up some chicken tenders for Eric on the way home from a meeting. As I was helping him eat, I happened to read the message on the bag.

Who writes this stuff? Did Burger King actually pay someone to come up with this Most Valuable Bag idea?

I suppose the fact that it got my attention means that the advertising is effective, but the slogan is as crappy as the food inside.